Thursday, 17 September 2009

An Open Letter...

Dear Body,

At this point, I have a fairly good idea, actually make that a very good idea, what a contraction is. I've done the classes and I've lost count of the false labours and Braxton Hicks. I do not need any more "practice" contractions. I especially do not need them:

a) when having my dinner in a restaurant
b) in the car heading AWAY from the hospital
c) in ASDA

Next time we do the whole "contraction" thing, please can we do it for real? We both know what one feels like and don't need to practice anymore ok?

Thank you,
Xxx

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